(Some of the details in the ads ( from an internet site), given below, have been doctored to protect the identities, the essence alone is bottled for you)
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1) Suiteable Match for Teentotler M.A, B.Ed, Manglik, Girl
(teen..... toon....probably she got confused between teens and the toddlers)
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2)Hi, i am 49 years old 6' ht. fair, in govt. job,in search of a friend cum life partnerblind, Deaf & dumb, over weight or can not become a mother or alone for any reason please welcome / contact me ........if conning, lair, riggid, after property& comfort only, quarralsome,selfish please exuse me .........
(Now whats riggid? The fellow got too eloquent towards the end)
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3)The matrimonial AD For somu
SM4PbBr HBoy 39 5'9" M.Sc Math,MCA,Mphil wkg MNC S/W Engr 4.50LPA wkg Girl DLI- NCR Area.
(Now Somu surely had a stint with the telegraph department)
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4)Wanted grooms for my cuisine brother in Tanjavur dist
(Is the brother a sister wanting a groom? or is he gay? Any way what has the cuisine got do with either of them? Is that why they say not to speak (err.... place an ad.) while eating?
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5)Looking for wife
I am a boy .28 years .i need wonderful one wife. my one month salari 120000
(Very Clear - one month, one salary and one wife)
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6)I am looking for someone serious to share my time with that enjoys doing the things I do and can introduce me to new things as well. Someone that will take an interest in getting to know me and not be afraid to show me what they're all about in return. I am pretty silly at times, so someone with a sense of humor and great appreciation for just living life is important. I am very selective of those I allow into my life and I only like to surround myself with real and genuine people who can let loose and have a good time.
(what does he want actually? Iam sure he inserted this ad. while in one of his "Pretty silly times")
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ROFL......i wonder what kind of partners will such ads get them or will it be able to get one for them.
ReplyDeleteFor every person that puts and ad there is a person that reads the add, so dont you worry
ReplyDeleteAll of them were hilarious. But the one I liked the most was #6. That dude is clearly not ready for marriage. I think what he is looking for is a maid with benefits :)
ReplyDeleteNice. Did you write this?
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LMAO! Hilarious. Pretty sad too the second one if you read between the lines. He is so fed up he'd marry a deaf/mute but not a 'selfish' person. Don't we all wish we could identify selfish, 'rigid'and such traits in people as easily as we can point out a deaf/blind ?
ReplyDeleteAt least he had good intentions.
@somyasays - he seems to be frustrated to such an extent that he is ready to go any extent and has caught the english language by its throat.Some one selfish probably did this to him :)
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